Humour

My brother started this last night when we're going to sleep:

'What do you call Chinese people, surname Tan, running 10 miles?'

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MaraTAN.

And we started these ridiculous jokes following that method.


1. 'What weapon does a Chinese, surname Tan, use?'

BaTAN.


2. 'What music instrument does a Chinese, surname Tan, play?'

GuiTAN.


3. 'What other music intsrument does a Chinese, surname Tan, play?'

'PiaTAN. (No link, I know. From my brother, not me. Hahahaha)


4. 'What do you call a singer, surname Lee?'

LEEann Rimes.


5. 'What do you call a director, surname Lee?'

Ang LEE.


6. 'What do you call another singer, surname Lee?'

LEEang Rimes.

Hahahahaha it's funny ok. It was 12plus am and such jokes were deemed funny.
And because I laughed too much before I slept, I got a nightmare.
Which never really happened before.
Ok come to think of it, it wasn't really a nightmare.
Who cares? Hahaha

And just one little disclaimer:
I'm not being a racist by telling all those jokes because I'm a Chinese as well.
Ok byebye stay cool.